Handy Free Golden Mean Tool

For web stuff.

I say free – it comes from the Internet… and now I’m not so sure where. Wikipedia probably Still. You can’t patent 4000 year old mathematical functions.

It’s this – and it works really well. A transparent golden-mean-spiral (The one that you download is massive. This is a little version)

If you right-click (or whatever it is you do) and save this locally, you can drag it into photoshop (or whatever it is you use) as a layer… and make everything look balanced and beautiful.

Mind you, if you’re anything like me, you’re already (roughly) balanced and beautiful – in which case you can use this transparent png to prove it. See?

That’s me on day 2 of caffeine withdrawal. Holy mother of moses that stuff interferes with me. I can only squintily see through one eye, and I feel absolutely terrible. Well balanced though.

Recent Posts

Wake me up when it’s 2020

Okay, it's 2020 now I guess. [br]I've been making Golden Mean Calipers for about 10 years now. [br]In 2019 I wrote 2 blog posts... that's not enough to achieve the various purposes of writing blog posts, among which are: [br]- to learn what you think [br]- to show people you're still alive [br]- to show google (et al) you're still…
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Golden Mean Caliper Comparison Chart

I thought it might be useful for people to be able to compare all the calipers on the one page, so I made a comparison chart. CaliperDescriptionSmallest measurementLargest measurementPrice (USD)Most often used by Small Calipers 120mm or 4.5" high - smallest of the 3-armed calipers 9.5mm or .37" 189mm or 7.5" $35 Beauticians Artists working with detail, or smaller pieces…
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Demo of Golden Ratio in Artistic Composition (fairly disorganised)

Over the years, I've built up a collection of Golden Ratio Calipers... and I decided it might be quite useful for people if I made a video comparing them. Some of them are really good - some terrible. So I set up my camera... and found that my video-space looked a bit bare... needed a painting. So I decided to…
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Why The Golden Ratio Works For Flowers

Fairly amazing video going into the maths of why flowers (and pine-cones, relative leaf positions etc) are so often based fibonacci numbers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8Sg8qnjOg And it's fairly amazing because I actually understood it. It's been a loooong time since I tangled with quadratic equations, but (on the 2nd watch) this did actually make sense to me. I always thought that with…
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Limited Run : Neon Colour Range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoPqpqB6er0 I was tinkering with these colours a while back... and then someone with exceptional taste and style made a big order for a whole range of coloured ones... and every one was all "ooh!!!" So I made some for the local art gallery - and they all sold as well. So I made enquiries about getting a lot more…
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New Product Videos

I'm putting together a series of product videos... one for each of the 10 or so different calipers that I make. [br]They will all look kindof the same... they're mainly for embedding in shop pages and so on. Because they'll all look kindof the same, I've made a separate youtube channel so subscribers don't lose their minds with boredom. https://youtu.be/qvXxBQCkF30…
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